What exactly is a rage room?
Think of it as a safe haven for controlled chaos. You suit up in protective gear and go wild smashing things to bits. It's like a therapy session, but with more destruction and fewer couches.
Is it safe?
Absolutely! We've got safety gear like helmets and goggles to make you feel like a rage warrior. Just remember, no reckless ninja moves; we're all about safe smashing.
Can I bring my own stuff to smash?
Sorry, but we've got a strict "No BYOB (Bring Your Own Breakables)" policy. Our items are professionally chosen for maximum smash-ability and minimum cleanup.
How do I book a rage session?
Booking is a breeze! Visit our website, choose your package, and schedule your rage session. Payment is required upfront, so prepare to part ways with your hard-earned cash.
What should I wear?
Dress comfortably, like you're ready for a workout. Closed-toe shoes are a must, and please leave your ball gowns and tuxedos at home. We're smashing, not sipping tea.
Can I bring friends to watch me smash stuff?
Absolutely! Spectators are welcome, and they can even take pictures of your epic smashing moments. Just make sure they don't heckle; we've got fragile egos to protect.
Is there an age limit?
Yes, you must be 18 or older to join the smashing party. Teenagers, your smashing debut will have to wait a bit.
What's the maximum time I can smash for?
It depends on your package, but we've got sessions ranging from quick smashing fixes to full-on smashing marathons. Check our website for details.
What happens if I break something I'm not supposed to?
Oops! We'll have to charge you for any intentional damage. Our items have feelings too, you know.
Can I bring my own soundtrack for smashing?
Sorry, but we've got the ultimate smashing playlist ready to go. Trust us; it's filled with the perfect smashing anthems.
Can I smash my computer/phone/ex's belongings?
While we understand the urge, we can't allow personal items. But we've got plenty of stuff to smash that will give you the same satisfaction.
What if I want to smash something specific, like a printer?
We've got you covered! Just let us know, and we'll do our best to provide a smashing experience that suits your wildest printer-destroying dreams.
Remember, our goal is to provide you with a smashing good time while keeping you safe and entertained. If you have more questions (or just want to chat about smashing), reach out to us at inquiries@absolutelysmashing.co.uk. Get ready to unleash your inner rage warrior!
